Rindercella

and other

Totally Twisted Tales

JUST $US 2.00 to download!

  

The kraziest kollection of rhymes, tongue twisters and tairy fales ever collected on one CD!  You don't have to be krazy to listen to this recording, but it helps!

LISTEN!
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This is a collection of nonsense rhymes, spoonerised fairy tales ("tairy fales") and tongue twisters.

This audio book is ideal for children aged 5 to 12.  Highlights include:

  • hilarious re-tellings of seven famous spoonerised "tairy fales" (listen to 3 samples below);
  • the longest sequence of tongue twisters ever recorded, in a new story about a tongue twister competition;
  • includes a 16-page colour booklet featuring the top ten toughest tongue twisters, for kids to try at home!
  • well-loved nonsense rhymes from Lewis Carroll, and a new alphabet of curious rhyming animals - (e.g "A is for Aristotle the Axolotl...")
  • all rounded out with two traditional kids songs ("Ain't We Crazy" and "Be Kind to Your Web-footed Friends")

Now you can have this krazy kollection read to you.

  • 1 hour, 15 minutes
  • 17 audio tracks
  • All character voices
  • features a full suite of sound effects and theme music
  • includes a 16-page colour booklet featuring the top ten toughest tongue twisters, for you to try at home!

You can purchase the Rindercella and Other Totally Twisted Tales audio book direct from this web site.  (See below.)   Or, if you prefer, visit my eBay store, where the same great deals (and free shipping!) are also available.


You have the choice of:

  • the standard audio CD recording of Rindercella and Other Totally Twisted Tales (one CD, as pictured);

$US 10.95
(incs FREE postage)

 

or

  • an MP3 audio download of Rindercella and other Totally Twisted Tales at 80 Kbps

From my server in Denver, Colorado, download 17 MP3 files at 80 Kbps, contained within one zip file of 41.9 Mb.

After your purchase, I will email you a password and a link to download this file.  Please be aware it is a LARGE file, and may take some few minutes to download, depending on the speed of your internet connection.

$US 2.00

       

 

Track listing:

  1. Official Government Health Warning
  2. Rindercella
  3. One Cow, Two Heavy Hens
  4. Loldigocks and the Bee Threars
  5. The Walrus and the Carpenter
  6. Beeping Sleauty
  7. Aristotle the Axolotl
  8. The Pee Little Thrigs
  9. My Shadow
  10. Little Ride Hooding Red
  11. Ali Theeva and the Forty Babs
  12. Dave Dodd’s Dad’s Dog’s Dead
  13. The Loose That Gaid the Olden Gegg
  14. Jabberwocky
  15. Ain’t We Crazy?
  16. A Tale for Totally Twisted Tongues
  17. Be Kind To Your Web-footed Friends